just like the macy's parade

Okay, this is the post that I've been planning for a while now. Who's excited? Me.

I pass this store every day on my way to work. I guess you'd describe it as an 'adult entertainment' store. So, yeah, when they put up this sign I thought it was hilarious.

In case you can't read the sign. Here are close ups of both the store sign and the seasonal sign:



And, here's every joke I've come up with since seeing the sign. (Feel free to comment with any that I've missed).

1. Stocking stuffer, I hardly know her.
2. Headquarters....get it?
3. I thought Christmas came only once a year.
4. Keep Christmas in your nightstand all the year through.
5. Talk about Santa's little helper.
6. Finally, vixen makes sense as a 'reindeer' name.
7. Buche de noel?
   
8. Trimming, for your tree.
9. Naughty is nice?
10. (Something about the North Pole.)
    

I actually had to pull over on the freeway to take these pictures; so, yeah I'm excited that I actually got to execute this post. I even went to do 'research', hoping that they'd have funny wreaths made out of condoms. But, there was some sort of signing the night that I went to do research and I totally chickened out. Plus, the store's tag line is something like "Knights and Ladies Welcome", and for some reason that tag line kind of skeeves me out.*


*No judgment if you or 'someone you know' are a 'knight' or a 'lady'. I hope they fulfill all of your holiday gift wishes.